The giant 8 cup one yeah? I love that big guy. No kitchen is complete without it.

No one is gonna squirt milk at you bro.

I will discuss this with a Wisconsinite and get back to you. I am disinclined to believe you though because of the ubiquity of “hot dish” in that region. Them’s the rules.

Yes. Shake Shack and Five Guys. Both mediocre as hell.

They bring nothing, trust me.

lordt! someone fetch me my smelling salts!

You spelled “Five Guys” wrong.

Also, as an FYI, you can stream every episode of Frontline for free on PBS. They do good work. The solitary confinement piece they did a year or so ago was eye-opening and horrific.

.... you single?

This is the correct take.

Agreed. But also, you will get what you paid for - which is my segue into don’t get your eyebrows done at the nail salon. Or even a hair salon unless that person is a dedicated waxist, threader, esthetician. I learned that lesson the hard way. When 50% of your brow is waxed off there is NOTHING they can do to fix…

for real - I’m about to do this right now.

I mean, agreed.

Love this suggestion and I would give extra stars for “chew their cud”

It’s a look alright. And one that only she can pull off whatever you think about it. Like if I tried to wear any of that no one would even call it a “look” just.... unfortunate and alarming. :P

YES!

I *need* that denim dress please. Never thought I’d say those words after Britney and Justin at the 2001 AMAs...

Seriously though.

Jesus. Costco samples are the late-Capitalism version of a soup kitchen.

It was funny because she actually mentioned it in her article. And then like, ignored it.