It boggles my mind that people would WAIT in line to eat a shard of a cookie.

Thin eyebrows better not come back. Thick eyebrows are finally a thing and all I need to do is routine clean up and I’m on trend. The 90s were ugly as hell. I can’t do that again. I won’t.

Get rid of all samples. I am done trying to maneuver around swaths of people and unattended shopping carts left dead center of an aisle. I just need a 42 pack of toilet paper, it shouldn’t be an obstacle course.

Why is there green on the popcorn? That seems like a thing you would not want on popcorn.

He’s our generations Yoko! I’m okay with this. There is always one.

The Takeout did a piece on it

But really though, I’ve only ever seen wypipo walk around barefoot in public spaces. It’s the strangest thing. Like on asphalt! I don’t understand. Don’t you feel dirty? If I walked into my house barefooted my ma would murder me. You take your shoes off when you come INTO the house, not when you go out of it.

God no. And I would never say “guac” either.

Almost choked on my coffee at “Dances with Thugs”

Those are the same people. Actually, you know what, they are clones. I have eyes, you can’t fool me Rooo!

BIG NOPE! hahaha that’s too funny.

Seriously. Very articulate and passionate when he talks. I really hope he makes it.

His campaign knows it. At the state dem convention they were handing out posters and my thirsty as hell companions asked for placards. Their campaign person was like “Want one with his face on it?” They responded with a quiet but firm “Yes please.” I laughed for a solid 10 minutes.

I’ve seen the guy in person and shook his hand. I swear I could hear the wind whistle between his ears. Looked like a Ken doll. This is not a compliment.

Because he’s young, smart, articulate, good-looking, and ARAB AND LATINO. It’s too much for them to handle.

Meh Gavin. Yay Eleni! GET IT AMMAR!

... All your avocados come from California. No one with an ounce of intelligence is buying a ‘cado for more than $1 in California. I just bought a bag of 8 minis for $1.99

Dude. Don’t share this story with other people, it’s dangerous. I cannot stop laughing at my desk.

Both my parents had a meltdown when they saw this on TV and then gave me the silent treatment for the rest of the day for not giving them grandbabies.