I really do think that any group that has men in charge of children will have sexual abuse problems

I kind of figured they demanded... but oh my god, if it was an inside job... I cannot imagine the wrath of Mamma Jenner and Kanye West.

As of today, I am two months clean and sober!

Home alone here, yay! It’s a cold, rainy night. I made Abuelita earlier and have been watching Luke Cage. Then I got hungry and said OH HMM IMA MAKE SCOTCH EGGS and so I did.

I freaked out about lots of things that in retrospect were so very minor. Like, pretty much everything. I can say that when I was your age I assumed that when I was old I would bemoan the loss of my youth.... but now that I am pushing 60, I can say that I have never been happier. Getting older is really it’s own…

Hey all! I’m home alone, eating leftover steak directly off the bone, practicing drag level contouring for funsies and I have a freshly refreshed supply of (legal for me!) weed! Yesssss!

Am I allowed to steal your holiday? I could use a pick me up and our Thanksgiving isn’t until next weekend. I know very little about Jewish holidays and would love to hear all about this one. AJW seems to imply that apples and honey are involved. I have local apples and honey sitting on my counter. This seems…

I feel like J Biel is trying really hard to prove to me that she showers or that she eats and I’m not really buying either here

Oh you just started this shit so you could brag about your 3.5 octive range.

I brush my teeth in the shower for my morning and nightly showers.

Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg Are Getting a ‘Dinner Party Series’ On VH1

You guys, I don’t think the Martha and Snoop friendship is a fake marketing thing. I think it is real. And I’m not mad about it. But yet I’m confused.

Exactly. I mean, at one time or another, we all sign contracts and then years later go WHAAA? Not a bad deal though, Nic.

True story:

The wording of this article pisses me off a little “Please remember that in addition to Smith, Jolie has retained the services Laura Wasser”? Please remember that there was an incident for which she was interviewed by CPS and the FBI. Please remember that Brad got so drunk and pissed that a 16 year old kid felt…

Don’t forget your 4 necklaces, one made out of silver chain, two made out of hemp and glass beads, and the last one made out of rainbow paper clips.

Yes, we are.

Your mom has the final word on this one. We can end all conversations about Angie right now.

Why is Grande wearing pants from the late 90s? Is this considered vintage now? Am I that old?

Hot take from my mom: “You only hire Olivia Pope if you have something to hide.”