Finally, we Californians can truly call Bill Cosby an inspiration.

It wasn’t dozens of firefighters who died, it was 343, with their shitty non-communicative radios. Not too long beforehand six firefighters had died in a blaze in Worcester, MA, which was, as I recall, one of the most horrific loss of firefighter lives up to that point. Six as opposed to 343.

It is always okay for a man to cheat.
It is never okay for a woman to allow herself to be cheated on.

It’s actually a remarkably consistent perspective for Trump. Because infidelity is a mark of her failure. If Hillary/Ivana/Marla had been a good wife, ergo a good woman, her husband wouldn’t have to stray. And if Hillary has already failed to be a good wife, how can she be a good president? A husband who cheats…

“A smart woman would know her husband was cheating on her. I mean, my wife knew right away!”

I remember watching a State of the Union address presented by that shifty-eyed talking Rhesus, George HW Bush, and thinking, if a bomb somehow dropped on that building right now, we would get to start all over with new people in those jobs.

You guys ever see that X-files where the dude can speak to someone and essentially narrate to them whatever they want to happen, like, “your arteries are clogging and getting tighter, your breathing is becoming restricted, you’re having a heart attack” and then he does?

I saw a tweet that said that she was wearing a suit made from the blood of men who had underestimated her.

She totally reverse psychology’d him so she could wear her red suit.

And she was wearing power tie red, which amused me.

RAISE YA HAND IF YOU’RE A WOMAN WHO HAS BEEN INTERRUPTED BY A MAN WITH CONFIDENCE DISPROPORTIONAL TO HIS INTELLIGENCE

The US. I tried to address the eval confusion with the Community Control Officer (Donna) She dismissed me pretty much saying that an eval was done with one of the counselors. When I pointed out that it was a drug and alcohol assessment with Micki she said that it was all that was ordered. It was not.

I hope someone sees this and replies. I had a good job, apt, car, clothes, basically everything good from the outside looking in. I’ve always had mental illness. Long story short, I became a drug addict and lost my apt, clothes, friends, job, boyfriend. I’ve been homeless since November. I got out of jail in March and…

Yeah, skip the “c” word. He obviously has neither the depth, the charm, nor the warmth.

“All I wanted was some like-minded friends.”

So my accommodations letters from student disability services came in and I only have one professor I need to update. I now have a volunteer note taker to help keep me from hurting my hands further. The professor of the class that I was having issues in announced to the whole class that I couldn’t keep up and needed…

She asked me what “internet” I was on, and I told her it was Jez. She said, “I will be Jezebel’s grandmother tonight.” lol she’s the best <3

I have followed your posts for a very long time, and I think I speak for all Jezzies when I say you are an incredibly capable person. Teenagers are fucking HARD, but you have so much empathy. Keep doing what you’re doing, Mama. Much respect.

Anyone who follows me on Twitter should know that this has been a very rough week culminating in last night’s utter shit show. She has been cycling through moods- sometimes minute to minute. On Tuesday, which was the anniversary of her dad’s death, she asked me to take her to the graveyard and leave her for an hour…