I’ve never heard the Chicago story. It’s fairly well accepted (including by Julia Child) that it was Caesar Cardini’s creation, in Tijuana in the 1920s. It caught on very quickly because so many Hollywood people frequented Tijuana during Prohibition, and even back then, they were living on a diet of salads, so Californ…

Legend has it that a Chicago chef named Giacomo Junia tossed the first Caesar salad in 1903

When she married Tyson, the whole nation kinda yelled a communal “what the fuck?” because she seemed so out of his league.

Do you think Selena Gomez is starting to feel like Good Luck Chuck?

Ants and crickets are genuinely fine - mostly flavourless (some ants can be a bit spicy), they’re just crunchy and taste like whatever seasoning you put on them. Other bugs take more work (spider in particular, imo). I suppose an actual apocalypse will make us all a lot less fussy.

Thanks. I hate it.

A simple hat ban made by a bunch of white dudes 200 years ago

Yep. Definitely doesn’t conflict with this: Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances. 

It’s fucking frigid here rn and it was pouring freezing rain last night. I mean I don’t like fur because I don’t, but everyone not wearing a coat? They’re freezing to death.

Were any of the British troops feminists? Did they protest on Red Square? Did they ever sell their handmade masks on the Internet? Might help settle this beef.

sorry pussy riot, im generally right there with you but you didnt invent neon ski masks. the harmony korine film Spring Breakers did.

I appreciate your effort to interject something interesting and enlightening into a conversation focused around one of the dullest bulbs on social media I’ve somehow been tricked into knowing exists.

Ah. I can see how that might be confusing to someone who isn’t British

But what use or artfulness is offered by criticism that demands a movie or book or television show be another movie or book or television show entirely?

NOT a gentleman. 

You don’t know what a beer coozie is?

“It’s not gonna work. We’re too intellectual, we’re too smart for that, you know?”

“Hundreds of dollars”?  Wow, nothing like setting the bar low when it comes to throwing money around at a strip club.  

Regardless of your political affiliation, if it takes a celebrity’s advice for you to vote, then you probably shouldn’t be voting.