I wish closed captioning worked on this song, because I’m having a helluva time understanding what she’s saying for 75% of it.

My parents not telling me they loved me hurt more than any ass whoopin’ I ever got - so I can relate.

👏 APATHY 👏 AND 👏 IGNORANCE 👏 ARE 👏 NOT 👏 FUCKING 👏 PUNK 👏

Perhaps this is because I am An Old, but there is just something about the phrase “Breakup Anthem” that makes me cringe.  My lawn!  Get off it!

I helped my Uncle, Jack, off a horse.

Wait, so the split was in mid October and just over two weeks later she has the breakup song already written produced and published and we’re still led to believe that this ‘relationship’ wasn’t just a clever PR stunt by their respective publicists, keeping her in the news 24/7 to promote her new music and raising his…

While I mostly agree with you, I’ll add that I get defensive because people come out swinging. I’ve been told I should have been put in foster care, that my parents were monsters, that I’m secretly messed up from having been spanked, etc.

“Let me just casually toss the word liberal in here.”

I think we need to look at spanking like car seats. So many people hear “you shouldn’t spank your kids” and immediately get defensive because their parents spanked them, and if you aren’t supposed to, than that means that they had bad parents. But they love their parents, they couldn’t have been bad, so that must mean…

“Both Prince and Tom Petty, as well, were also”

No one actually loves Ted Cruz, it’s not humanly possible. They just love that he’s not a dirty lib.

Well... He was mayor of New York City for 3 terms, so presumably he was pretty popular there.

Any stick to beat a horse. Like, I don’t care, so long as it someone telling folks to put a check on Trump right now. This is literally the most inappropriate tim for the Purity Brigade, right now.

It could happen!

Beiber wipes back to front.

In the wild, the males are more transitory, and the females really only want them around when they are in a mood to breed. Matriarch lionesses will only breed with a male that can demonstrate physical dominance, and mating is quite violent, sometimes to the point that the male wounds the female significantly.

Maybe I’m being ungenerous, but this seems like just an opportunity to post a pic of herself sporting unachievable (at least for the vast majority) abs.

Lionesses are afraid lions will laugh at them. Lions are afraid lionesses will kill them.

And yet when I tweet my doctor for a refill on Xans, he tells me “get some help” and “I have a PhD in econometrics, I’m not that kind of doctor.” 

I work at a major art museum. Last time a couple of small items were shipped over, NINE people were there to observe their removal from the crate and document literally every speck of dust. That a leading auction house responsible for a moving a super-valuable art object would fail to catch a piece of functional…