I found a version online, but as far as I can tell the only way to walk diagonally is the numpad, which is kind of unwieldy.

Chip’s Challenge

D/Generation

If they wanted a trophy so bad, why not keep the Civil ConFLiCT around?

Being a fan of this team is the second-dumbest thing I regularly do in my life, trailing only fantasy football.

What a silly prediction; obviously England will be eliminated on penalties.

“noun, phrase, who knows?”

The Hartford Whalers.

Hey, don’t sleep on my Braves’ garbage baserunning.

I must correct Jane Lee; the correct plural is Boogs Powell.

Several times this would happen with Barker and it would always delight me:

Clock Game is unique (I think) in that you need neither a shred of luck nor any knowledge of the prizes’ prices (barring obviously absurd guesses). A good strategy will lead to a win every time.

Lunch at our high school student center on Fridays: Two grilled cheese sandwiches, a pack of Reese’s Cups, and at least ten, maybe twenty Astro Belts, those chewy “fruit” bands covered in sugar. My tongue would hurt by the end of it, but I persevered.

To borrow a reply I’ve seen a few times today:

Because he’s still getting paid millions and is an absolute god in Connecticut. Pretty good deal.

One day I was at my cousins’ place and we inexplicably decided to smash all of the windows in their garage. Would you believe it, we got in trouble.

Chelsea have conceded at least two goals in five of their last six matches, including at home to Bristol Rovers. They’re making pretty much every offense look good right now.

It’s true; a losing season is much easier to take when you know it’s coming. Next few years should be fun.

Stuff like this is why I keep paying attention to my favorite team even when they’ve easily eclipsed 90 losses.

I really, really want to hear Hawk Harrelson’s call of this. My wager is dead silence for the last three batters.