I tights-sandals ALL THE DAMN TIME and you’ll never stop me! Mostly because I look fly as fuck in my Swedish Hasbeens knock-offs and brightly coloured tights. Like a recently divorced 70’s art teacher.

Oh John Stamos. Who WASN’T into magic and theme parks? And it’s a slippery slope. It starts with an entertainer at a children’s party one time, and maybe a day at Universal Studios. Before you know it you’re performing up-close street magic, trying to hustle enough for that 10 day park hopper pass.
Those were some…

Yes. I like it best when they unhinge their jaws and slide in 7 or 8 slices at a time. Slowly edging one mandible at a time around the bulk of their food, then using their strong throat muscles to fully enclose the slices.