my poor kneecaps. we have kneecaps, that’s why we don’t crawl. we have like 10x the amount of weight on our kneecaps than babbyz do.

Legally Bland

OMG I could totally get behind a ball pit. That would rock!

By the way, there is no quicker way to identify someone who has a cuckold fetish than those that use “cuck” as an insult.

Me to every last one of these chucklefucks:

Xzibit really doesn’t know when to stop, does he?

A Gay Association of Deplorables.

I thought we were already in hell but apparently there is hell within hell.

Wait, the guy with a naked upper lip who’s been hosting a quiz show for 30+ years is calling someone ELSE a loser? Lame.

“I’ll go with Pompous Dicks for $1000"

I know I for one feel safer when Jenny is on the block.

The most shocking part of this story is that Obama’s favorite cookie is the Oreo. For me, the cookie is permanently associated with that day in middle school when I learned that being black is apparently somehow negated by things like being really into Star Trek and not being able to speak AAVE. Granted, Obama is way…

Ok, so for everyone not biracial you may not know this but oreo is actually a thing that some ignorant people have called biracial individuals. Growing up in the south I was called oreo, chocolate milkshake and weird shit like cracker- n***er. The cupcake being called Mr. President could irritate folks sensitive…

Being black doesn’t make someone ‘not racist.’
Noting a commonly used slur, isn’t overly sensitive given our current climate.

Of course sometime’s it’s accidental, but often it’s not.

Watermelon is fucking amazing but I would think twice before calling a watermelon drink the Martin Luther King Jr.

I bet this cupcake was born in Africa too.

It’s about as racist as most of the stuff you shitbags are offended by.

I just go with the idea that he’s always well medicated and probably does see rainbows and unicorns.

I know, right? When did “Just stop talking” become a bug and not a feature?

In other news, I’ve never been bitten by a wolf, so there are no wolves.

Lil Wayne, bless his heart.