Wait for the Hertz China used car sell-off.

It’s a barrel of monkeys start to finish.

I would have said BMW with unfortunate color scheme. 

It would and it wouldn’t lol.

Why when Wish will sell me a cheaper knock-off for $20 through Facebook?

Hey Jason,

Planning for almost two months of almost no business is not a normal economic event, even deep recessions don’t do that. And yeah, not every business is wholly successful, some are struggling, and some are impacted by this more than others.

- Jim ‘Herb’ Spanfeller and drives away in an Aston Martin that G/O Media paid for.

Yes, I did!

Thanks. I’ll be binge watching this now.

“...by which time, my house will hopefully be sold,...”

I don’t know, someone driving an Aston Martin would probably have at least some sense of taste and style, while it’s really obvious that Spanfeller has neither of those things. I’m betting he drives a Bentley with an unfortunate color scheme. 

To me, it seems pretty fucked up that all of these large corporations run into difficulty so soon after a negative economic event(I claim rights to that term) that their existence becomes untenable.

- Jim ‘Herb’ Spanfeller and drives away in an Aston Martin

Nice try Jason. No you cannot use the credit card for more “research”. We already let you have one. That’s quite enough young man. We're not made of money!

that seems to be considered an “old man car” over there.

Some asshat in the grays has the orange baboon as his avatar and he’s chiding my wife for leasing because of the environment.  Get the fuck out of here you dumb shit.  If you gave care 1 about the environment you would boot that asshole into the sun.

Shit that sounds terrible man, stay safe.  I’m in Seattle, where people are taking it a little bit more seriously, but I still have serious doubts about all this re-opening nonsense. People are hurting, I get that, but shit, you can’t come back from being dead. 

Do you have a particular salesperson you’re dealing with there? Or one you’ve dealt with often? If so, you can try to plead your case and explain that you’ve done business with them for a long time and that your recent experience is enough to drive you away from them for good unless they start making a genuine effort…

Shame you can’t bill ‘em for wasting your wife’s time. These guys were limp dicks trying to take advantage of a woman customer, and probably lying through their teeth trying to do so.