The color is the best part about this car. Wrong wheel drive and a 4100 boat anchor up front? No thanks at any price. 

Betty Devos doesn’t deserve fucking. I’d recommend life imprisonment.

Rob’s been cranking out NPOCP for years, only abated by well deserved vacations. Let’s not forget he has a full time job as well. Three cheers for the man who creates the first post many of us read every weekday. 

I always loved the “high end” 6000 STEs, where Pontiac’s designers saw that extra square foot of space in the middle of the steering wheel and said, “Yeah, we’ve got room for more buttons”. 

Dear God no - if you must have a pink Caddie, it needs to be one of the gigantic 60's convertible boats. Not this sad knock-off of a Mercedes SL.

Hmm, a rolling monument to the everlasting allure of the pyramid scheme.

That dash! I forgot how amazing those 80's GM button dashboards were, I used to look in parking lots for the most button-filled cars. My dad’s Pontiac 6000 had the most of any car we owned.

The conversation between host and guest was usually decent, occasionally quite good, but it was the cars that were truly transcendent.

If it has a handle and hits things, Harbor Freight. If it stores things, Harbor Freight. If you plan on using it once a year and it is cheaper at Harbor Freight than at the rental place, Harbor Freight. If it has hydraulics, wheels, pistons, pulleys, any sort of mission critical circuitry, led readouts, any sort of…

They already mentioned that they’d be bringing back as much of the old music as legally feasible.

Is it bad that I mainly opened this article and immediately scrolled down to look for your comment? :o)

I mean... the rest of the civilised world has a considerably lower rate of spectacular car chases on live tv without a considerably higher rate of unapprehended criminals merrily terrorizing the populace. So I’d wager there are other ways to go about this.

Never change.

That’s nice that they could have cared less.

“Or a slideshow. That’d be great.”

I was hit by a car in a high speed chase at over 100mph in California. I would have died if they hit me 100 ft down the road. Instead I hit a concrete barrier and watched the driver side front wheel go through the air. I spent 6 plus hours road side over the whole thing. The police only cared about the people they…

You may be unaware that the Phoenix PD has a reputation for over reacting and unprofessionalism. Unless you’ve seen a video proving their claims on how this started and red light running, they should be taken with a grain of salt,

Obviously not, but send him a fucking ticket for running the light. Which is the normal thing that happens when you run a red light.

Next time you get a moving violation, will you expect the police to pit-maneuver you?

Spanfeller: “can you find some way to reformat this as a listicle?”

But how will cops get their “hero” thrill-on if we stop car chases and used helicopters and tracer tags?