I would love to see him devote the same amount of energy to making honest to god affordable electric cars for the masses now that he has the world’s attention with his “luxury” line of high performance cars. The Model 3 was not affordable, it was just pitched that way to get more attention and to drivehighly optioned…

Except Porsches actually have build quality... unlike Tesla. Plus Tesla is claiming a modified S is faster than a stock Taycan around the Nurburgring. Huh. Scared the stock is too slow, Mr Musk?

Anything faster than the super cars I grew up admiring in the 80s and 90s is pointless.

Honestly after reading about the ‘reason’ for all this, its just stupid review bullshit thrown together for whatever reason, while missing one very critical part, the comparison itself..

Sort of my angry point. You bemoan my dinosaur, then laugh that my replacement EV isn’t good as your twat mobile. I really hate the cult around Tesla, it’s like Scientology and Apple had a strange baby that exclusively attracted twats and fuckwits.

That sounds like an apology. And now the Tesla excuses begin and I’m going to go shove jam into me ears.

Still waiting for that example of Porsche exaggerating performance numbers....

He’s Trump, but actually intelligent. 

My gods Musk is a easily butthurt individual. He’s like a child.

“But they’re getting paid in EXPOSURE!”

JK LOL LMFAO ROFLMFAO SMH

Fuck the man!  Stick it to that Jim Spatula guy for being a useless shithead.

*fist bump*

“These fans—and the many fans throughout the league who are all participants in the #AUnitedFront campaign—are truly an inspiration for anyone under untenable conditions, showing those in power that unified protest against greed works”

Thank you for this excellent and extremely non-metaphorical sprots post.

#bringbackbarry

Damn the Man! Save the Empire!

May I suggest a new Deadspin mascott, Sticky; The Stick-to-Sports Stick. Sticky lives in Jim Spanfeller’s butt.

I would think that there would be less soccer and more baseball coverage with the new “two stick sports” guidelines.

It’s almost as if Deadspin has a motivational factor in posting this...

This subversion campaign is beautiful. I love it. Keep on going.