Funny, my Ford Fusion was almost hit by another Ford Fusion yesterday, which would have created a third Ford fusion.

Your tax dollars hard at work.

As a fan of a team that is not the Golden State Warriors and would gladly have Curry, Thompson, or Durant on my team, I hate them because they’re not on my team, while simultaneously being really good.

That one actually has a (tenuous) link to the past; there was a team called the Houston Dynamos in the 80s that were fairly significant. The Dynamo are named after them.

You get a star purely for introducing “you can go fuck your hat” to my lexicon. I plan to use it often.

Disciplinary paperwork expected to occupy several Manila folders.

Pearl Jam. Yield - front-to-back one of their most solid albums, and the one they were touring when I last saw them live - was the last material they’ve released that I will listen to more than once. The five albums released around or since the turn of the millennium haven’t been bad, per se, but rather completely…

Will this one have brakes? Asking for Johnny Tran, who wants to take delivery after it goes through the car wash.

+1 star, -3 GD

Willy cocks up, dicks around with ball, suffers boner and looks like a dork. Croatian fans pulsating, hoping defense stays rigid. Penis.

Can. Not. Star. This. Enough.

CP, but only for the interior (or seemingly lack thereof). That’s where I’m spending the most time and I want the view to feel like it was worth the money I spent. I don’t even want the carpet; just replace the headliner and it might feel like a NP.

But if you’re a Rockets fan still bitter that the Chris Paul injury robbed your favorite NBA team of even a plausible shot at a championship

I’ve lost three children to miscarriages and the oldest of my two daughters who did make it was born at 28 weeks, roughly two months before her due date. There was no NICU in the hospital in the town where we lived, and my (now ex, apropos of nothing) wife and I commuted 50 miles after work every night for two…

Voted NP just for the steamed hams reference.

The 90s had some gaudy-yet-wonderful national team kits, and those denim ones were the gaudiest and wonderfullest.

The 2008-09 Roush P51B will always be my favorite Mustang-themed-Mustang.

2. TIE: Mythology-based names or human names (Nissan Cedric/Silvia, GMC Jimmy, etc)

Can’t stop laughing at this comment:

Yep. RCR’s video about this car was based on one in the DC Beltway (Fairfax County, if I remember correctly) and the thing was a power play on wheels. Looked a lot cleaner than this one, though.