I’m just here to be that token guy in the grays who still plays FIFA RtWC98 on occasion, having not only simulated multiple World Cups with it over the years (the first of which was won by Denmark, for some reason), but it also provided the basis of a fictional fantasy association which I’m still running today (albeit…

This whole fucking administration is grotesque, and the fact that a little over one-third (or more) of the American voting public are ambivalent on this or are outright cheering it on sickens me to my core. Lately I find myself questioning every day what exactly it was that made me want to migrate to this country.

On the positive side, the commentary team on my national feed were having a blast commenting this game.

Falling short of qualifying, though? That checks out.

Cheryshev probably doesn’t score his second goal against a team halfway interested in closing him down, but take nothing away from the shot; that was a gem.

Your comment is sure to be ranked number on— *plays Windows 98 shutdown music, collapses to floor*

Very fine drinks on both sides (of the aisle).

Well, the “Spain Could Very Well End Up Winning The World Cup Again” headline from 5 days ago aged like a fine wine, didn’t it?

NP all day for the car and a doff of my cap for use of “verdant” in the headline.

Yeah, forgive me if I question the city-grading abilities of someone who left Ohio and then willingly chose to come back.

The F40 will always be the benchmark for me, but this isn’t too far behind.

Seconded. I’m not ready to say Burnenko’s Rocket-hate diminishes the quality of the rest of his work, but that won’t stop me from exclaiming “eat shit” with a proud grin the moment the buzzer sounds on the clinching game.

Pump the brakes, chief. If it was funny to me, I wouldn’t have said what I did. There are plenty of equally awful fates that could await a person in prison (murder, for example). I’m curious why you chose to single out that particular one rather than say, I dunno, “watch out for a shiv.”

Please be okay, Chris Paul. Or occupy Eric Gordon’s body for the next few days; that would be fine too.

This news is sure to upset several punters.

There’s no way Richie Incognito acting like a colossal toolbox qualifies as being in an “altered” state.

The latter. It was never an attractive car, but with those wheels, the color-coded bodywork and in this color, it’s slightly less ugly. Were I forced by some netherworldly deity to drive an Aztek as part of an exchange that I made for, say, a Rockets win in the NBA Finals, it would be this one.

I love that half the replies have started with: “I know you said no BMW, but...”

Az As Azteks go, that’s really not a bad looking one.

Same price as yesterday for a car that’s 6 years newer, just as rare (I think) in this particular trim, less miles and no stupid aftermarket wing or dodgy stereo install. It’s not to my taste, this, but NP all day.