I made a Mallrats reference too, but I see I was beaten out by four minutes.

and how it’s really not a big deal if he finishes or not.

“Not needed” was also not needed since you already said “superfluous.”

We should have just let them open more Thai restaurants in Detroit and all of this could have been avoided.

Thank you for bringing “vainglorious” back into the lexicon. 

“Count the Sirens from Your Front Porch” was a fun game to play on that one rainy day a year when I lived in Phoenix.

The lack of “Nunberg trial” puns in the comments is disheartening. Or refreshing; I haven’t decided yet.

Regular Car Reviews would make at least two Lane Bryant references when describing it.

That at least explains it better than anything else I’ve ever heard. The above replies (“I hate the poor but I love gays and weed,” which is basically modern libertarianism) are probably closer to what I’m guessing most people who use the term are really thinking, though.

I have met dozens of people who use that sentence without irony, and not a single one has been able to tell me what the hell it means.

My last relationship with a conservative was a hit-it-and-should-have-quit-it that dragged on for six months and overlapped the 2016 election. It started innocently enough, her mostly regurgitating the stuff her white, suburban parents told her about fiscal responsibility, but as we went along it turned into “why…

I met Rick Crawford and shook his hand at a Truck Series race in Mansfield back in the mid-2000s. I’m now wondering what the going rate is on prosthetic hands since I’m just gonna dunk this one in a chemical bath if it’s all the same with you.

So, is the NRA gonna defend this guy, too?

I wonder how many in the building who were pissed off at Saric’s dunk also own an Ohio State t-shirt commemorating Woody Hayes’ famous “...because they wouldn’t let me go for three” quote?

Not being facetious here at all: Deleting my Twitter account a year ago was the best thing I could have done for my mental health. I was a combative, argumentative, easily-triggered jerk when I let myself fall down the rabbit hole of debates by tweet, and it contributed to my losing several friends in the real world.…

Fortunately, all that dirt did an effective job of masking the other brown stain on the driver’s seat.

Very glad to hear this. Had a couple online buddies back in the day who raced hobby stocks (or whatever the local equivalent was called) at Irwindale, and since I’m planning a move to SoCal in a couple years, I’ve always wanted to finally go see the place for myself. Fingers crossed it’s still in operation when I get…

The cracker-on-a-cracker was foretold in the Holy Ritz.

There’s often a momentary “fight or flight” pause after you’ve just killed someone in front of 19,000 people. Who can blame the guy?

69% chance you’re right.