Ray Hudson is a legend, and his lack of competing in the age of snapshots is a shame. But that doesn’t change the fact that Messi IS a legend, and we should appreciate that he competes in these times...which are, frankly, comparable to the Fall of Rome.

I only casually follow soccer/association football....

NE already played the best team in the AFC West. They’re going to kick the shit out of the Donks. Manning no longer has it, and Osweiler never did.

Are we sure that Bill Simmons didn’t have a 17th century ancestor who argued about how “we can’t be SURE that they weren’t witches"?

He wants to take away a man’s health and job.

In some ways, he’d been playing Vigo for decades.

You forgot Brock Osweiler as Kylo Ren, the next generation guy who is bursting at the seams to take the legend’s place, but really just doesn’t have it.

Jaguars = Ewoks. No one knows why the fuck they are there.

I know this goes against the “All blacks look alike” rule, but Cam is WAY too tall, lean-boned, and muscular to be Finn. If you had to describe Cam Newton to the police and you described John Boyega, you’d be arrested for obstruction of justice.

Too bad some teams can’t manage the game clock. We could have had Andy Reid holding a bikini-clad NFL sideline reporter on a leash.

Their entire country is smaller than either state.

“But I still hope you beat the Patriots, because they remind me of when thugs from the Northeast came down here and stole our property rights”

I can’t believe that an American wrote this with a straight face.

He’s supposed to be Finn.

If I remember the show right, aren’t Jaime and Peyton like the exact same age? Jaime looking a lot better for it though.

“I wonder how angry Peyton Manning is that people are going “this is the LAST Manning-Brady game”

Again, no matter who you vote for, you’re still white trash.

Ermaghad! That must have been 5 bucks in gas! And think of the time that they could have been doing something else, like harassing “those people”!

“You just feel smarter out here”

Nope. The point was that guys like the OP don’t have women like that willingly coming near their junk to begin with.