Those Bastards, by releasing banger after banger, have conditioned my brain to release endorphines as soon as the logo appears on the screen.

I am, in fact, mocking a comment from the Matrix review.

refuse to believe this is real.

Super cool to mention story details that were intentionally left out of the trailers.

So glad to see an actress resisting the industry pressures to keep working, and instead rely on medical wisdom to care for her body. Now to take a gigantic sip of coffee as I google this rising star

I thought you people were polite.

...and?
Should one have to register a social media page with a SSN?
What’s the point of this line of questions? 

Agreed. Colin Hanks was the one thing wrong with Dexter.

Yes. Strategic marriages and birth order among the inbred royal family is far more civilized.

Robert Downey Jr. is returning to television

Says the guy whose billions of dollars allowed him to create technology that let him travel back in time.

Netflix has accepted your challenge

I’m going to dissect this bullshit one bit at a time:

...as a string of pearls fall to the ground in slow motion.

Well, when one’s head is up an ass, masks, social distancing, etc., all take on new meanings and relevance.

The confidence of imbeciles is pandemic. 

The masks that prevent HIV go on your dick, numbnuts.

I thought that the finale was TERRIBLE with a few bright spots.

Spoilers:

You really thought you did something here huh