Post-retirement, Bezos will continue to live rent-free in Donald Trump’s head*.

* And, apparently, Sam Barsanti’s.

I don’t think that final scene really established the geography very well, but had some impressive ideas. Would have also helped if I knew who they were fighting, but I blame the weird sound engineering on that. Maybe more impactful on a rewatch. 

Tenet was ... fine? I watched it last night and honestly I WAY preferred watching this at home instead of in a theater. At least then I could pause it and think about all the time-inverting shit for a second. Well, I did that a couple times, then I just said F it and let the movie play because I knew it wouldn’t make…

::Rushes to Kiribati to register KornackiKha.ki::

The problem has been explored in the show before, in that they have tried to get rid of Cartman but are incapable of doing so because his personality is so toxic and manipulative that he’ll make it out that they’re the bad guy.

“I’m supposed to be this great detective”

The fact that you think Black Widow is somehow more worthy of being Infinity War than Hawkeye is, let alone having a standalone film, is the funniest thing I’ve read all day. Thanks for the laugh.

Yup, this sure does seem to be an appropriate conclusion to jump to based on next to nothing!

There seems to be some people who really want some salacious details about the filming of Stranger Things and are very frustrated with reality.

I thought the same thing after watching that behind-the-scenes special on Netflix, but apparently that was misleading. Have you read the Indiewire interview with Sadie Sink? I’ll quote the relevant passage:

Alternatively, you could start thinking for yourself and take unsubstantiated and quick deleted accusations made to social media with the grainiest grain of salt.

She had no character development in The Defenders, which really hampered The Defenders for me. She’s like the second worst character in The Defenders after the Immortal Iron Fist, Protector of K’un-Lun and sworn enemy of The Hand.

I’m certain we’ve all silently reached a unanimous decision that Trenton’s little brother who was born in Trenton is our child now and from now on we will buy pop tarts in bulk, help him develop a taste in films and groom him to become president. 

Boy Gerard Butler’s career has been fun to watch from the sidelines, but not in the right way.

Really? You put that someone dies in the title of the review? That gets pinned to the top of the home page? Not cool.

“How do we get ahead of crazy if we don’t know how crazy thinks?”

I binged all 10 episodes yesterday. Best thing I’ve seen this year. You have to go into it understanding that the protagonists are pursuing knowledge rather than specific criminals, for the most part. And it’s not—contra this review—an extended joke. Yes, we know many of the things they will eventually discover…

Been great three episodes in. Well worth a watch

Oh my god fuck off. You are seriously complaining about the article “spoiling” the trailer.

A negative reading? Are you taking fucks?