My favorite is “Stop a Douchebag”. Seriously, it is a thing.

Oh fucking fuck me. Fuck this. Fuck Trump. Fuck anyone who voted for him. I don’t give a shit if you like to hear it, Trump voters. You just steered our country directly toward the pits of hell, and if your feelings are hurt by me telling you that, good. Maybe you will think next time you vote instead of pulling the…

I’m allowed to be bitter. But fuck you too while im at it.

You: I would like to sue Apple because I had to follow their procedures for pre-ordering their new phone and I didn’t like the experience.

just download the beta and play, right? I know, I know.. the hardest part is deciding which old game to uninstall from your Xbox

Read up about Alberta, Canada. In the 1950s they decided to eradicate rats, and they did. The province has been rat free ever since, despite being sandwiched between two other provinces that are not rat free.

To be fair, I have always been able to throw $20 worth of nickels in a sock and beat you to death with it and they still let loose change on planes.

Dear god. Those are not remotely the same arguments.

I wouldn’t say that I get invited to ALL the parties. But I’ve probably turned down more parties than you’ve been to.

Kid: Holy shit, that ball boy might have just saved my life!

Exactly. Look how reasonable everyone else is.

I SO hear that. I left Alberta after I was almost run over by a road raging asshole driving people off the Deerfoot in a giant 4x4 pickup truck. He would VERY aggressively drive up behind people in the lefthand lane and not even give them a moment’s chance to change lanes before terrorizing them with his monster…

Perspective: 95% of the people living in Fort Mac are there for the oil boom and not “locals”. With oil prices tanked and showing no sign of coming back at least this fire will allow some companies and individuals to collect insurance and then NOT rebuild there. Rather fortunate timing actually considering that the…

Who cares? It's Radiohead. Not like its good or anything.

Some would say he’s still horrible. I wouldn’t know I don’t watch his vids.

Those of us with receding hairlines will find this very, very difficult to do. We don't need to reflect the brightness of the flash, now do we?