just download the beta and play, right? I know, I know.. the hardest part is deciding which old game to uninstall from your Xbox

I wouldn’t say that I get invited to ALL the parties. But I’ve probably turned down more parties than you’ve been to.

Kid: Holy shit, that ball boy might have just saved my life!

Some would say he’s still horrible. I wouldn’t know I don’t watch his vids.

Back in my day, farming was bouncing on a turtle shell, on some steps.

The point in my life where I feel so old I have absolutely no idea who this is someone change my bedpan please.

“my bike has substandard equipment” is not really a good excuse. the mirrors on my dinky V-Star 250 are good enough to see what I need to behind me.

I don’t care. Give me a T-Rex to ride and a machine gun to fire and I’m happy. You know what forget the machine gun I’ll be happy with a bow and arrow... ah who am I kidding I’ll be happy with a T-Rex.

It’s gorgeous but honestly I never really had a problem with the current graphics. The only thing that gets to me is the field of view underwater. The grime makes that underwater breathing perk almost useless because I can’t see a damn thing

Understandable, I still have a HUGE crush on her.

All the people that think this mission is horrible and therefore should be removed seem to have missed the entire point of the mission.

Yes its horrible, thats the fucking point. Terrorism is horrible. And the best way to convey that message, is putting you in the middle of it.

When my husband and I split, I did a Facebook backup of everything and tucked it into a folder on my computer and then I deleted everything on FB and Insta. It was haunting me having to see it everyday. (Also, fuck that “Hey do you remember this memory from 3 years ago?” Bullshit. Yes FB, I remember my wedding.) And…

PINKHAM’S LAW!!! DING DING DING! We have a winner!

They may be Arab cars, but that is obviously Beverly Hills flats. The street signs are clearly visible. Maybe I’ll go find this house today since it’s a few blocks from me.

Do...do I read that right? Incomplete Year One Exotic Bounties are auto-completed? Does that mean what I think it means? o.o

Of course the fucking Canadian didn't respond with violence.

Gjallarhorn is the PvE equivalent of Thorn, that is, it is the asshole gun of this game. The rocket launcher everyone wants, but I can never ever get. I have literally accepted the fact that this gun is out of my reach. It makes it 20x worse that the majority of the strategies for these end game bosses is “Just use…

Story time!

Halloween 2003 took place while I was in third grade,

Those of us with receding hairlines will find this very, very difficult to do. We don't need to reflect the brightness of the flash, now do we?