There is a way to do heists yourself....go play the single player game....

I haven't heard the snarky joke in game because I can't even get onto the servers....guess I'll have to keep waiting to be insulted....but then again, with GTA I'm getting used to waiting....

I really need to start uploading some of my GTA clips - I'm pretty sure I could fill an entire week of highlight reel myself with much better content (not saying this is bad content...but I've got way more impressive flips, random acts and whacky things recorded.....)

After seeing the halftime show, my first thought was, "where do I get the gig for palm tree #2 or beachball #4?" .....the more you know....

Myself....

Buy it now anyways if you have the coins and put it in your vault....you'll thank me later when u hit Lvl 20 and can use it...

When I got my first icebreaker on week 4 my entire game play style changed. By far the most useful gun in the game...it's maxed to 331 and I've been hunting for more ever since....so with this I just bought 2 more for my alts....no more switching everytime!!!

I want to play this so badly....and the original Sam and max.....and maniac mansion.....I miss old games some times....they just had a certain quality to them that isn't around anymore for the most part

Imagine watching porn on that....technology is a thing of beauty....

Maybe the fact that 5 of the 10 pictures on the GTA game case show characters shooting guns would be an indication it's not a kids game? Or that a description that starts with "when a young street hustler, a retired bank robber and a terrifying psychopath find themselves entailed with some of the most frightening and…

What??? "Don't understand how they work"??? How does that have anything to do with proper parenting? They can't read the 18+ warnings? They can't actually watch their kid to see what they're playing? They can't sit down and talk to their child about proper game content? I don't really understand how your comment…

Confession time. I clean my ears maybe 5-10 times a day....it's a weird almost OCD habit....I know they don't need to be cleaned...but I do anyways - going to the bathroom, after a shower, after a phone call, etc - and if I clean one, I MUST clean the other of I feel unbalanced.....I also know that q-tips generally…

my friends and i were just talking about this the other night - it started as we were cruising around in a helicopter and were commenting on just how much was going on around us, below us, all around us....it was staggering - so we just started walking around the streets in a group noticing all the amazing little…

You mean that's not just another Tuesday night for anyone else...shit...I need to rethink some life choices.....

Or there could be responsible parents that pay attention to what their kid is doing as opposed to letting them lock themselves in a room all day playing a game....

should have at least slapped her with the turkey....

I'm guessing that if it wasn't for The Big Bang Theory you'd have no clue what Schrödinger's cat was.....

My theory....not the same universe....simply lazy developers/writers re-hashing previous thoughts/work/ideas through different games.....

Watching that quick scoping was enough to make me not want to buy COD.....

I've tried dozens of times now...the Xbox animation seems to be faster and I just keep getting on my sparrow while it says I'm dancing at the bottom :(