Damn, if true, it’s fucking over. I don’t come to kotaku for such high quality guides as “the first five steps: literally the ingame, always on screen tutorial”

“better than 4k” is obvious marketing wank, but given the fidelity issues FSR and DLSS still have in some places if you look hard enough, as well as their tendency to be a blurry mess without sharpening, I imagine they’re saying they’ve figured out ways to improve that image quality further. So that it’s at, or at…

People would like to play games on the hardware they’ve already sunk considerable hard earned money into. Clear case of entitlement, obviously, for these losers to say “would be nice if this was on PC.” It’s like they’re putting a gun to these developers heads!

Since all of the gizmodo family editors are doing these, can someone do “top 50 white nationalist recruitment propaganda on tiktok” next? How about “top 30 illegal/cruel tiktok pranks”? “99 tiktoks that induce body dismorphia in teens and teach them unhealthy/pseudoscience ‘cures’ for their perceived inadequacies 🤫🧏”…

It’s fascinating reading design briefs from earlier days of Overwatch and seeing designs now because they used to stress the importance of instantly recognizable silhouettes and signature clothing items (despite hilariously busy design details), but I guess none of it matters now!

People should really give discovery a chance. It’s not amazing, but it’s not as bad as it’s been made out to be, either. I assume it’s reputation is so shit because it contains LGBT+ people and stars a minority, in the modern era of completely unhinged discourse.

Unfortunately you cannot hyper inflate your right testicle while shrinking your left (a maneuver known as the biggie smalls), however there are at least 3 sliders dedicated to the size, lift, and separation of titties.

Let them acquire it, THEN ban it. Kill two birds with one stone.

Would be nice if blizzard would actually show the ingame skins at the end. Unless these jarring, art style breaking anime models are it?

It’s what I really appreciate about saints row, even as they progressively sucked all of the enjoyment out of the series with progressively more elaborate dick and fart jokes + WACKY and ZANY moments

Here’s a reddit thread that summarizes it. Basically this was supposed to be the original plot direction for ME3, but it got leaked by hackers so they did a rewrite after online criticism.

But what it was really saying is that the ending wasn’t interesting, disregarded player agency in a series that was all about choice, made a brand new plot point in the last few minutes of the game that directly contradicted previous themes, and was just disappointing.

Also fell for 100% spiteful memeing enough to rerelease it in theaters.

It’s definitely incredibly intellectually lazy, and maybe a bit of lacroix strength racism. Instead of researching black hairstyles, they just lazily fall back on the one that they saw in a marvel movie. Just like how prior to this (and still to this day tbh), your two black hairstyle options were cornrows and…

Nope. Boarding is just getting the ship a bit low and then pulling up close enough for the boarding grapple hooks to land. It auto resolves (no chance of losing, because they dont really track crew or anything) and then you get the loot. It is simultaneously the best method of quickly dispatching an enemy to focus on…

All they had to do was remove the bullshit assassin/animus plot and have a ballpit of 30 interns create too many missions. Maybe have a couple guys work on economy. Instead, we get this.

I’m Kinja poster That Lamer and I say slaughter them all. You’re going to be running a local genocide for their assorted goos and bone matters anyway, so at least double dip by getting the resources when you capture, and again when you butcher.

Hamster replacement.

Though there was clearly an issue with the Lifmunk Effigies, Pocketpair’s notes run counter to what fans were suspecting: that the Effigies were lowering capture rates. Regardless, capture rate issues with Lifmunk Effigies should no longer be an issue.

Okay. Real war ruins and ends peoples lives, for flimsy justifications. Video games are video games, all winning in pubg does is make somebody say “fuck you” out loud at their screen and then requeue. I play shooters as well, but that doesn’t mean I’d love to bomb a hospital. Stupid ass fucking take from the judge,…