I assume the 50 “guides” per week mandate has hit gizmodo as well? Is that also why comments are off on a third of the articles posted here now, like with Kotaku?

Damn, if true, it’s fucking over. I don’t come to kotaku for such high quality guides as “the first five steps: literally the ingame, always on screen tutorial”

It really is obvious and I wonder what the intention is by excluding it on their part. You need money (and not having to work long hours to make the money you do get) in order to pay for (and have the time) for dating. Income inequality and loneliness can be directly linked.

“better than 4k” is obvious marketing wank, but given the fidelity issues FSR and DLSS still have in some places if you look hard enough, as well as their tendency to be a blurry mess without sharpening, I imagine they’re saying they’ve figured out ways to improve that image quality further. So that it’s at, or at…

People would like to play games on the hardware they’ve already sunk considerable hard earned money into. Clear case of entitlement, obviously, for these losers to say “would be nice if this was on PC.” It’s like they’re putting a gun to these developers heads!

Since all of the gizmodo family editors are doing these, can someone do “top 50 white nationalist recruitment propaganda on tiktok” next? How about “top 30 illegal/cruel tiktok pranks”? “99 tiktoks that induce body dismorphia in teens and teach them unhealthy/pseudoscience ‘cures’ for their perceived inadequacies 🤫🧏”…

Why are you so miserable?

It’s fascinating reading design briefs from earlier days of Overwatch and seeing designs now because they used to stress the importance of instantly recognizable silhouettes and signature clothing items (despite hilariously busy design details), but I guess none of it matters now!

People should really give discovery a chance. It’s not amazing, but it’s not as bad as it’s been made out to be, either. I assume it’s reputation is so shit because it contains LGBT+ people and stars a minority, in the modern era of completely unhinged discourse.

Unfortunately you cannot hyper inflate your right testicle while shrinking your left (a maneuver known as the biggie smalls), however there are at least 3 sliders dedicated to the size, lift, and separation of titties.

Let them acquire it, THEN ban it. Kill two birds with one stone.

You’re going to opt for the correct fart sound effect, right? Right...?

The can’t tug thing seems like an incredible safety hazard to me. What if you’re towing something heavy up a hill and it decides “nah, not fighting that bro”?

Would be nice if blizzard would actually show the ingame skins at the end. Unless these jarring, art style breaking anime models are it?

It’s what I really appreciate about saints row, even as they progressively sucked all of the enjoyment out of the series with progressively more elaborate dick and fart jokes + WACKY and ZANY moments

Here’s a reddit thread that summarizes it. Basically this was supposed to be the original plot direction for ME3, but it got leaked by hackers so they did a rewrite after online criticism.

But what it was really saying is that the ending wasn’t interesting, disregarded player agency in a series that was all about choice, made a brand new plot point in the last few minutes of the game that directly contradicted previous themes, and was just disappointing.

Also tumblr barely survived pornageddon, having a mere scrap of artists remain despite their overly restrictive policies. Now they’re saying to those remaining authors and writers “we’re selling your work to eliminate your remaining value to society.”

Per the FAR better NYT article on this:

Also fell for 100% spiteful memeing enough to rerelease it in theaters.