oh please replicate Walter Cronkite

I was hoping for a miniature Kardashian

Nothing made in china is usually very good

this guy

Ikea= we are total dicks

yep my cousin works at a hotel in Montreal and walked in on him while he was entertaining during the grand prix there

and what about Lewis Hamilton? the rumours have been going around faster than a race car

for 1.7 million I can get you an actual theatre

I prefer shagging

Hello personnel: about the sexual harassment training I received......

Dry Clean only!!!

This is America where a bunch of multi-millionaire foot ball players will sue and get Millions from the NFL and guys that put their lives on the line in Iraq and Afghanistan cant get help with jobs,PTSD and die waiting at VA hospitals....America had better wake up before its too late....maybe it already is :(

Weed summer is always the best time to buy

yeah show me this on a hockey stick

they wont let me bring my violin either sigh

stop this madness Americans are so fat now they can't even walk they need wheels to get around Im sure this will show up at the Mc Donald's drive thru

well at least there's somewhere to sunbath...

This still Scares me to this day