everything was going great until a mother ate her daughter

Well I guess it beats the "who do you think will be fired next? game"

wll i guess it beats the "who do you think will be fired next? game"

check garage sales craigslist if you need tools or specialty stuff you can always up grade later by selling your old tools for newer ones Im amazed what kinds of wood working tools I have bought at garage sales

gotta love them commie bastards

I try to get people to Break their mindsets because we are wired to follow instincts and social norms so one littleexercise I do with my people is to get them to come up with 3 funny things they would write on their tombstone...because death isnt funny (usually unless its chuckles the clowns funeral..some of you will…

why cant we have the westboro baptist church declared terrorists I hear there might be some cells freeing up in Gitmo

yes I have read the stories of like a soccer mom in the south being shot by another mom for a traffic altercation drinking and driving dont mix and this kind of bullshit scares me more because usually they are not drunk ...just crazier than crap house rats

once had a guy do the same pulled infront opened his sun roof and threw a handful of change out it was like Machine gun fire cracked windshield etc

agreed and the scary thing is tha people carry guns down there I could see this turning into a disaster

thank you thank you mine a really expensive Umbra one keeps falling off great solution

I use the battey operated puck led lights from the dollar store they work great

its Georgia for gods sake something tells me there was more to their Greek life nudge nudge wink wink

I tell them my name is Fire that way when they call my name ... Im usually able to get a seat in the place a minuite after

no one wants to date a convicted criminal :-(

Im surprised she didnt find love in the old grey bar hotel!!

Would you like to check my Prostate? No really I have the DVD of my last Colonoscopy

always a good ice breaker "Didnt we once share a prison cell together?"

I like to start our with "Dont you owe me money?"

"Hi Im Rick Im suffering from a dangerous and highly contagious tropical disease"....no wonder Im alone sigh