I use the battey operated puck led lights from the dollar store they work great

I want a teletransporter please

meth labs will LOVE THIS!!!

look like rocks to me

its Georgia for gods sake something tells me there was more to their Greek life nudge nudge wink wink

I tell them my name is Fire that way when they call my name ... Im usually able to get a seat in the place a minuite after

no one wants to date a convicted criminal :-(

Im surprised she didnt find love in the old grey bar hotel!!

no hobo coffee either :-(

I just love the name Kim Komando

burnt out 3 remotes since Ive know him

thumb he grips it between his palm and thumb rolls over on it

I want to know if they find body parts there it would only make sense

ok kid call me if you can break into the vending machine in the video Ill make you a millionaire

a friend of mine always falls alseep with his finger on the button ( no he not North Korean) and he is always burning out the remote this could be the solution

touche

Would you like to check my Prostate? No really I have the DVD of my last Colonoscopy

always a good ice breaker "Didnt we once share a prison cell together?"

I like to start our with "Dont you owe me money?"

"Hi Im Rick Im suffering from a dangerous and highly contagious tropical disease"....no wonder Im alone sigh