no one wants to date a convicted criminal :-(

Im surprised she didnt find love in the old grey bar hotel!!

Would you like to check my Prostate? No really I have the DVD of my last Colonoscopy

always a good ice breaker "Didnt we once share a prison cell together?"

I like to start our with "Dont you owe me money?"

"Hi Im Rick Im suffering from a dangerous and highly contagious tropical disease"....no wonder Im alone sigh

meanwhile what 3 days later he fixes it... just ut unpopped pop corn behind the panel heat up the metal with his heat gun the popcorn will pop it out

when the hell did they start giving away Ferrari's? what the hell is wrong with this country????

"Hello TLC hae I got a show idea for you"

its about time Deadspin printed the bare truth

yes he is a true hero

I remember the movie "Sink the Bismark"

who they named a ship after and then they sunk it like this guys career

yeah but who really remembers WWI?

AJ get the hell out of Bismark....it was named after a sunken battle ship

just be the predators bitch

I have found a restraining order s the best way to separate them

Well Republicans are a never ending wealthy of craziness move Over Ryan lochte, We are going to Launch Redneck or Republican? crazy new show where the viewers try to figure out whether the crazy is a Redneck or Republican...Ryan Seacrest will host

Its ok that they are removeable...but if you are caught with it unattached...The

Whenever I walk out of an Ikea and I havent bought anything I feel cheated