I’ll settle for irrational but correct.

Not assumption, fact son.

I am so shocked that you aren’t getting laid.

You save that for your three martini professional lunch.

I hate you for this.

How fucking stupid do you have to be, Caitlyn?

I’m always earnest and sincere.

Maybe you should try re-reading the quote and then checking to see its source.

I can’t wait to read your novel.

I’m in Oregon doing family stuff.

Still judging.

Fucking Stoner.

That wasn’t racist you dumbfuck

Stop being punny and go watch Tank Girl. And Blazing Saddles while you’re at it.

I am judging the fuck out of you right now. You drop what you are doing and go rent Tank Girl. Go!

I’m hoping for at least three emails with the subject “Dammit, Bill!”

It’s readily available in every hardware store in America.

I’m really going to enjoy the bi-weekly release of her emails over the next year.

That gif is irritating. Her mouth movements don’t look like she’s saying “fuck you”.

Oh, hell no.