Fucking Stoner.

That wasn’t racist you dumbfuck

Stop being punny and go watch Tank Girl. And Blazing Saddles while you’re at it.

I am judging the fuck out of you right now. You drop what you are doing and go rent Tank Girl. Go!

I’m hoping for at least three emails with the subject “Dammit, Bill!”

It’s readily available in every hardware store in America.

I’m really going to enjoy the bi-weekly release of her emails over the next year.

That gif is irritating. Her mouth movements don’t look like she’s saying “fuck you”.

Oh, hell no.

Me, my wife, and the unknown woman next to Laverne Cox at the fashion show earlier this week.

Over 24?

hort People got no reason
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
To live

Quit trollin’.

“(Editor’s Note: HAR! I don’t even think this was intentional)“

Did they order her a slice?

To be fair, that’s pretty fucking funny.

Disinvite the crazy.

Find out who the unidentified woman next to Iris Apfel is, have her washed and bring her to my chambers.

I’ll allow it.

That explains a lot.