I think I see your problem.

This is no more than you deserve for getting a tattoo.

Damn, Chrissie. Way to be shitty. ; (

lol

Mexico will pay for it.

You almost never see a white supremacist with a big dick. Just sayin’.

I am so sorry.

Grow up, get over yourself.

Dealer’s choice.

lol

Fine.

Pics or it didn’t happen.

Fuck you, you pus-filled chancre.

What a surprise, Jezebel is staffed by people with eating disorders and a taste for beastiality.

Oh, good. I’ve been waiting for Rebbeca Black’s new album for ages.

You’re a disgusting little fuck.

“The special day arrives and it’s...Tyga and Kylie Jenner.”

You just can’t see all the potato chip bag clips on her back that are taking the folds out of the crepe.

Duggar style!

Don’t front, I know that wasn’t a joke.