I tripped and “boom!”, penis in vagina.

What a fucking douchebag.

I don’t know what you’re talking about.

How long ago was 1995?

Yepper.

Uh huh.

No. You’re the only one. You fucking nerd.

(The Googles will tell you that certain people suck them up. Don’t believe these lies. That’s nasty.)

No.

Where you going, hun?

Awesome game.

8/10

God, I hope you’re trolling, ‘cuz I just bought in.

My only response is to want to punch both of these terrible people.

Hey, bro. Straight dude to straight dude, that sounds pretty gay.

You’re right, I don’t. Because nudity has nothing to do with violence, you fucking fruitcake.

You’re an idiot.

Fucking innumerates.

Johnny Depp’s looking sort of rough there.

But you can.