Anything over three minutes is cutting into my napping time.

1/2 hour?

Dammit. Now I’m thinking about Angelina Jolie.

Why did someone write all over her with a sharpie? Did she pass out at a party?

People who need this article probably aren’t capable of giving consent.

That’s not how radiation works.

I love these articles that boil down to “be a fucking adult”.

To be fair, being able to piss wherever you want is the best thing about being a man.

“Some of them are innocuous, and some of them are troubling.”.

I’m guessing that it wasn’t in the brochure.

Rape happens at single sex institutions as well.

Your partner is no dummy.

Minor typo in the first line.

I only hate that which I cannot do.

What a fucking asshole.

She said without a trace of irony.

But... But... First Amendment! !!!

She is pretty amazing. The only people who don’t absolutely love her are borderline women. And you can’t blame her for my brother-in-law, he’s her parents’ fault.

Ego is Dr. Ironic’s job. She just points me toward brick walls and I run through them.

I have lots of feelings. I’m pure id.