Your timescale is too small.

You realize that’s just one of Pinkham’s sock puppets, correct?

Yes.

*Isn’t, whatever.

No you don’t.

Let me know when you think on a time scale longer than a week.

You lookin’ to get banned, son?

Shutting down our national parks was a horrible p.r. disaster for the Republican party.

Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem and depression is a horrible liar.

Stoner.

You’re pretty consistently wrong about everything.

Maybe.

You’re not implying that I would try someone’s patience, right?

I’m starting to suspect that you’re my wife.

Oh, dis gonna be good.

Having our daughter in the hospital was horrible. Anyone who would criticize these ladies needs to grow up and join thehuman race.

The gif nonsense makes much more sense now that I know you went to BU.

That is not ironic.

You just made me throw up in my mouth a little. Well done.

God, you suck.