I want to see her hanging on the screen door by her claws before I'll buy in.

I’d be more interested in how she reconciles her claim to have cat night vision, with the obvious truth that she doesn’t have cat night vision.

Uhhh, hello. They're scratching you because they want you to do a cat eye with black eyeliner.

“I stand behind my daughter in whatever lifestyle choice she wants but, man, it weirds me out when she gets on the counter and just stares at me while I make coffee”

I would totally invite her and Svein over just so I could fuck with them with a laser pointer.

Is she an obligate carnivore? Is she driven to consume bloody raw meat?

I don’t really mind it so much... except she is clearly lying because cats don’t wear makeup or get piercings. I know this because every time I have tried to do a smoky eye on my cats, they scratch me.

Yeah, kitties don't usually dye their fur, wear TOO much eyeliner, pierce their faces AFAIK.

If she “speaks cat” then ill pay her to come over and explain to my siamese that the vacuum was not a machine sent back in time to kill him.

Must be annoying for her mom to have to watch for her darting out every time she opens the door.

Her owners should do the responsible thing and spay her.

Walked across her boyfriends keyboard.

I thought I was a cat but it turned out I was just really into musical theater.

Idiot goes full idoit on kinja. Film at 11.

It sure is, and I hold this dream close to my heart

My smelling salts, please.

It’s also sexual harassment. Should be top of the list.

My coworker had a client once who liked to tell her in no uncertain terms that he had a big dick ready for her. Like it was just a totally acceptable thing to insert into workplace conversation. He was also 75 or something.

Nice dirty pillows.

that sectional. that SECTIONAL. THAT sectional. THAT SECTIONAL.