You want her to blow the kids?

I feel like this post would have worked much better as a NP/CP entry. 

If you close your eyes it doesn’t matter.

That ad really sucks.

can’t catch it twice!!!!!

“What’s wrong with it?”

Keep in mind, Kelly is a gender neutral name.

I already have herpes and a piece of shit car.

NO BLUE-BALLERS I KNOW WHAT I HAVE

the only problem i have with this car is that i dont own it

[engage whiny voice]

“Good news, we found your car!”

I know what I got no lower ballers. $500 or gtfo!

I like at 1:12 where it splits in half in the air.

It was almost down there for a quarter of a Sentra-y.

Ran when parked drowned.

CP

How it should look:

up next, on craigslist:

This is a driveway.