Yes. I would love to sit face to face with him giving these attributes, then go “one word... Miata.” Totally straight face. Then when he tries to rebutt, put my finger to his lips and whisper “Mi-at-ta.”

So they must have:

This dude sounds insufferable. I hope he steps on Legos every morning.

I read that as it must be a Mercedes.

With as retarded of a list of wants as he has, this is the only suitable option.

You just got Jalop’d and screwed.

It kills me how fanboys act like a 2JZ swap has never been done before. These are the same people who decry an LS swap.

I have a steam engine, where may I pickup your car?

My FR-S is available as a donor vehicle, and I’m currently accepting exotic engines to swap.

That engine would be best in a second gen MR-2. Or for ultimate trolling, in a Corvette C7.

Why does it matter either way? One way it’s extremely unique, and the other way it will actually run for more than 10 minutes.

It’s like all of these “DO A 2JZ” commentors don’t realize that Tuerck currently drives a 2JZ FRS in Formula D and his personal “street car” FRS (in the sense that it has license plates and was driven thru NYC for Jalopnik feature but is actually a full race car) also has a 2J in it lol

It will be interesting to see how he handles the intake system. Here’s the 458's system:

Paint it Rosso Corsa red and most will never know it's not from Maranello.

Then your reaction is,”o It’s just another LS swap..”

I like all these engine swapped 86s. It’s a good reminder that the engine supplied with the car is shit.

Not sure on the crash bit, but it was destroyed in a flood (Tsunami) instead.

Good.