Maybe partially, but adrenaline is probably the main culprit there.

Coming as someone who talked to recruiters about getting an intelligence analyst position with them... yes they are very secretive. Like TS-SCI style.

The lose of Meredith's True Blood posts, is a national tragedy. I think we should start a petition to have her write up fake reviews based on random made up episodes.

Hello everybody, I'm Dr. Nick! Well really not, but I am a dude named Greg from the southern USA. I was born dirt poor on the outskirts of what passes for a city down here. I was introduced to io9 by a good friend years ago, I used to have another screen name back in the day tho. I am currently a GIS Technician tho I…

That is one of the most level, rational, and completely fucking badass take down letters I have ever read. 5 stars

I think one of these with stock android loaded on it could be just the cell phone I was looking for.

All the freaking cool, all of it ever.

This. All of this! My knowledge of the English language has made me militant in my hate for grammar police with no idea that the "rules" they are presenting make no sense.

You won. What could possibly top Liefeld art?

Based on the proper grammar and the total lack of tone or emotion, I would conclude this is indeed a paid "infowarrior" of the far right. Probably one very new to their position.

Holy crap, I had forgotten Out of this World has existed. It was somehow completely swept from my brain.

This is a very well-written and enthralling piece. Thank you for it. It is sad that my main take away is the incredible desire for those pink pastries though?

Eh, I don't want to get into and Apple versus Android screaming match. If you like the 6, good for you. I'll keep my incredibly cheap phone that is made for me to customize and adapt into pretty much whatever I want it. You have fun with your app store, few games in there I wish I could get. :)

O god! Then I will have to rely on the giant open source community that does everything I could want for free and better! Woe is me.

You know, near the end, it almost did for me. I miss you Ashoka.

Shouldn't the fact that my Nexus 5 is a year old and still better than the iPhone 6 make it more impressive?

I was coming here to yell on behalf of my Nexus 5.

-he top image of this article is taken from the 5 Moons cover art-

It is known.