Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn?

Get ready for Clint Howard as a hideous Cantina alien. "It's the part I was born to play!"

Wiiiiiiinnnnstooooon!
Nightmares forever.

Now we'll never get Daniel Day Afternoon!

If there was only one Jesus, like highlanders or Jeeps, he'd be the most powerful, but the multiple Jesi each have their own followers, so it dilutes the pool, right? Like when two actors from the same movie are up for an Oscar and they cancel each other out.

What of my carefully-honed comment to upvote ratio? WHAT OF IT??

"Duh hey guys, let's switch to Kinja!" - Kevin Pang

Alright, but apart from
NASA's Ames Research Center, NASA's Neil Armstrong Flight, Research Center, The Pacific Coast Highway, Pt. Reyes National Seashore, Yosemite National Park, The Golden Gate Bridge, Griffith Observatory, Death Valley, Guns N Roses, The Mothers of Invention, Stone Temple Pilots, Metallica, System…

and they'll never stop because the people their policies hurt the most keep predictably yet inexplicably voting for them.

You want this over in a day? Get Trump on the stand. Ask him a question. Any question. Ask what he had for breakfast. He'll perjure himself, and we can be done with this.

Michael Bluth approves.

and put it in Billy Joel's jar and say "Man, what are you doing here?"

"The late Richard Moll"
The only explanation is Ken Tucker thinks the William Katt movie House is a documentary.

Nice Googling, Internet!

He was two different guys on Archer, and despite being animated, they both look just like him. Unless, I mean I'm pretty sure I'm not racist.

I wonder which direction has had the most success; comedians breaking into dramatic roles or dramatic actors switching to comedy? I know when Analyze This came out, I thought "Hey, Robert DeNiro is funny!" But by Rocky and Bullwinkle I was like "Ok, stop that." I think comedians fare better, but you could still end up…

Clearly, persecution is only reason the world was deprived of Zapped! 2.

Whenever these guys complain that Hollywood pushes them out for being Republicans, I think: you know, Clint Eastwood is conservative and he's never short on work. Bruce Willis, too. So maybe just maybe, the problem isn't your shitty politics, it's your shitty acting.

So this isn't about Mario recovering from getting hit with the blue shell?

Specific things I remember from DuckTales besides the theme song:
—The old dog guy that was after the giant coins in the first few episodes that wheezed when he laughed.
—The admiral on Donald's aircraft carrier saying "I love it when things go ka-blooey."
—Scrooge freaking out saying "a sea monster ate my ice cream!"…