Not just cancer. He's CancerAIDS.

He had to adapt, or else be replaced by Smalt Bae.

This is fresh and original because the whole president is missing and not just his neck.

Every time a next-gen console comes out, they always tout its amazing graphics and processing power, then inevitably release a "retro" collection of 30-40 year old games, as they looked on Atari. What they should be doing is using all those graphics and processing power to finally make classic Atari games look like…

JESUS WEPT!

Better Call Bronn

I hope it's Catly.

It admittedly is confusing. Modern Republicans love the Confederate flag, the symbol of the Democrats who went to war with the United States and Republican president Lincoln and eventually murdered him. Modern Republicans fetishize Andrew Jackson, slave-owner father of the Democratic party, and go batshit insane at…

What ever happened to Billy Ray Montana?

At least part of that is confusing her with Shannyn Sauce…sosa…Saruman. The one from the Heath Ledger Knight movie.

Must be something in the water.

Jim Gordon went insane? The Joker was right!

That's what I've always thought. He should have never been given his own show, but he'd thrive as someone else's Andy Richter.

I don't have any Black Crowes studio albums, but the live Jimmy Page & the Black Crowes double album is pretty great.

Say what you will about Shatner, but he wasn't the one that said yes to "Night of the Lepus"

There used to be commercials showing the Fruit Roll Up factory unveiling the latest Fruit Roll Ups, and they always ended with "What fun Fruit Roll Up will we roll out with next?" Sure, Fruity Money Peel Outs taste exactly the same as Ren and Stimpy Peel Outs, but that tagline never failed to intrigue. What fun Fruit…

Wow, 10,000 Maniacs? On one stage? It must have been huge.

Somehow no other network has managed to match Fox's success with prime time animation. Or ever tried, really. Sure, every few years they'll shit out a Capitol Critters or a Father of the Pride and shrug "Well, we tried!"

I don't mind streaming shows from the mouth of decadence.
But I can't watch NBC's Powerless when my DVR's already overfilled.
It's getting canceled (getting canceled)
Yeah.

The character's name is Bob Loblaw. Literally anyone could be funny in that role. Baio's only reason for being there is for the joke that he's replacing Henry Winkler again, which he'd only get slack for if that was his idea. If it was his idea, all is forgiven.