Why should Scott Baio get in trouble for something someone else…noticed?

It's not that there are too many characters, there are too many character introductions. Every member got their own intro and theme music. (Except that one guy, but he immediately died.) They were a folding chair away from Monday Night RAW.

I was going to say, "No, THIS is too cute" and link a picture of Gorillaz babies. You know, like Muppet Babies. And there is some fan art of Gorillaz as babies out there. But mostly it's Murdoc and 2D fucking.

20 years? It's time for a Romy and Michele's High School Reunion Reunion. I'm gonna go get the papers. Get the papers.

Daphne Zuniga?

A comedy starring Shannen Doherty and Tom Green. That's the answer to the headline, right?

I used to think his name was " "Did Paul Giamatti lose weight?"

Screw all that, what's my social media grade?!

But only one with the coveted Duck Dynasty Seal of Approval.

David Crosby is the Oscar to Wilford Brimley's George Bluth.

The Man in the High Castle is lousy with cylons.

Now ask Reginald VelJohnson who is his favorite onscreen cop.

Lord McDonald, the rebels have stolen the recipe for Szechuan Mulan sauce.

If every political pundit and commentator simultaneously melted into sputtering, gurgling puddles of meat and cartilage, there'd still be Wendy Williams around to ruin my perfect day.

But the reality is he'll be the new Bad Luck Brian.

"As you all know, George Soros and his cabal of alien lizard people replaced the judge and jury in my custody case with gay clones grown in petri dishes for the purpose of indoctronating my kids. This is in the public record. But they won't stop there. They've stooped…sniff…they've stooped so low as to send me this…

Oh, ninjustin. Infamous is when you're more than famous. This guy Alex Jones is not just famous, he's IN-famous!

Where's King Solomon when you need him? Jones has to choose: Tell his audience he's been duping them for years, lose his show but keep his kids; or own up to all the insanity he gurgles, keep his show but lose his kids. Can't do both.

Poor Sib Hashian's been dead for a month.

Frederick Alfonso Durst has always been in the periphery. After getting into a fistfight with Byron "Coy Duke" Cherry at the Ashland County Fair, Durst got the idea to start his own backyard wrestling league. The backwards-cap brawls fast became an underground sensation across the heartland, but ultimately folded into…