In Trump's defense, he had a big bowl of chili for lunch.

Food p**n? Oooh, food poon.

I can't wait for Fred Durst to disappear from the public eye and the ensuing "Missing Fred Durst" podcast, which is just a guy going "Woo-hoo!" for…how long are podcasts?

Tom speaking?
DON'T…YOU…BELIEVE IT!

I think he just loved killing people so much, he even did it when he was by himself.

Robert Kraft had been one of the only NFL owners that lean Democratic, http://www.bostonmagazine.c… so it's weird and kind of uncomfortable that he's such a huge Trump backer. Yes, they're friends, and yes we all have that one friend with shitty politics, but we let it slide because they'll never be in any kind of…

What are Gisele's thoughts on his buddy Trump? Because that could cause some "family issues."

And of course Trump wouldn't have bothered to find out who actually showed up.

Clearly its because what he looks like now doesn't make any sense.

Sinbad or GTFO.

Yo check this out.. Lizard people eat like this: doo doo chhh ba doo doo. Yeah but humans, they just eat like this: Badiptdadoo badipta dipta doo

I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's.

Ain't nobody got time for that!

I have a playlist embarrassingly titled "new music" which covers anything from 2000 to now. So some of this "new music" is 17 years old. It's almost exclusively songs that fall under the nebulous umbrella of "rock" (no need to break things into tedious sub-genres) but it does contain a few Duffy songs. All of this is…

He sure knows a lot about what women empowerment is supposed to look like for a guy who "loves Howard Stern."

You used "friend" at the end there, Katie, instead of "fiend." Took me right out of it.

And his P.O Box is curiously addressed to one Englebert Veronica Humperdinck, Esq.

I was going to say it seems like a strange move for a station that employs Doug "VB" Goudie (the VB stands for…I'm not making this up…Virgin Boy) but it turns out they got rid of him over a year ago. Huh. I guess I don't watch the news much anymore.

And/or Transylvania 6-5000, the ridiculous movie with Jeff Goldblum and Ed Begely Jr that everyone remembers.

Pity the poor bastard who sees him and says "Hey, it's North!"