It doesn't matter that he was Frodo, or has 98 credits on IMDb.For me Elijah Wood will always be the recipient of Macaulay Culkin's "Don't fuck with me."

I can tell from this list that none of these people saw Cold Creek Manor. Or The Love Guru. Or…shudder…Holy Man.

Cake so good, you won't remember which country you bombed! #Iraq #Syria #samething

I shall pour one out on my Anso V Worry-Free carpet in his honor. It's fine; it's so stain-resistant, it's worry-free.

Comment/username/avatar synergy. My God, the Trifecta.

Boy, Alec Baldwin. It sure sounds like you hate Harrison Ford.

He's too busy recording lines for Boss Baby 2.

Yeah, what about Dr. Sleepy and that guy in the cowboy hat! Oh, and Stacy Dash. Almost forgot about her, you know, like the rest of the world already has.

That's what Jared Fogel is doing this very minute.

I suppose next you're going to tell me Goombas aren't lizard people with tiny heads.

Alleged cocaine. James Woods' favorite kind.

It's just what happens in the game. I tried looking for a screenshot, but Googling "naked rampage" does not produce the results I expected.

All I ask is that at some point, at least one monster shrinks down into an embarrassed naked person, who then slinks away and/or is eaten by another monster.

To put Peoria on the map!

That's Dame Angela Lansbury, and the last word is unnecessary.

Wouldn't it be 70 years ago, if it was 20 years ago 50 years ago?

Ok, how about this one? A kid stops Ray Rice to tell him he thinks he's the greatest and offers him his Pepsi. The kid is never seen again.

It's unnatural I tell you. Barry and Garry? Why couldn't he have settled down with a nice Frank or Mike?

I used to rock and roll all night and party ev-er-y day. Then it was every other day… now I'm lucky to find half an hour a week in which to get funky.

They'll be back, but voiced by Chris Robinson. And Adam Duritz will count them.
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