Its always great to discover a new series, but there's also something magical about being aware of a show and just guessing what it's about. Like, I imagine John Mellencamp is the mascot of Cougartown High. In reality, its probably just a regular cougar. Or a wild cat, like 85% of all high schools in America. And…

As someone who's never seen the show but will probably get around to it eventually, the main character getting married seems like the logical place to end it, right? Its not "Man Gets Ashley Madison Account" Better to end here than while Man is still seeking Woman, doomed to search for all eternity, seeking Woman like…

What is this? A maze for ants?

Jesus, can just anyone be a streaming service now? I've got a few seasons of random tv shows on DVD, do I just put them online and say "Hey try FartDust for only $7.99 a month! We've got season two of Alf and most of The Dead Zone!"

I have two turntables AND a microphone.

Mmmm…hate-filled crepes….

Sonic the Hedgehog has white gloves with five fingers, and it does look like he has way too many fingers, even though he has the exact right amount. Mario and Luigi have five, too, (except in Hotel Mario. Thanks, internet!) but I never even noticed until recently. I guess because they're human and Sonic is a "funny…

Given the frequency the other Murray brothers show up in Bill's movies, I incorrectly assumed the guy in the hallway in Groundhog Day (Ken Hudson Campell, whose charater is literally called "Man in hallway") was another Murray. I even told my daughter when we watched it and now she has a false movie trivia time bomb…

My guess is Brian Doyle-Murray is the guy who couldn't get into Canada for Psych.

"Hey, it's Brian Doyle-Murray! Oh wait, it's the 'Jump to Conclusions' guy." - Me, every time I see Richard Riehle.

I hate this hacker bullshit!

This movie hired The Wrong Director. Doh-ho-ho-ho-ho!

Well you should try saying something else.

That's how they pitched it to TLC.

Jeffery Ross, Tit Appraiser.

It's the same reason they replaced Barry Zuckerkorn with Bob Loblaw. It does the same thing. Plus it skews younger.

How about a cultural history of "Baby Diarrhea Gold," the appliance-ready hue of the Seventies?

And we became adults right at the turn of the millennium. It was like "Your teenage years are over. The nineties are over. The century is over. The whole freaking millennium is over. You're a man now. Here's 9/11."

I don't know about being a Gen Xer though. Mad TV used to have X-News, these disaffected slackers at least a decade older than me (holy crap, David Herman is 50!) I saw them as maybe my friends' older siblings, but it wasn't a world I was ever part of. On the other hand, I don't get Tumblr.

I'm thinking it's the same becauseTrump has exactly one pick up line. He's got it written on and index card (kidding! It's a soiled McDonald's napkin)