That's what I would do.

"I picked the wrong day to look like Danny Masterson."
-Finn Jones, probably

So we'll march day and night, in front of Trump Tower, he has the Tweets, but we have the power.

Oh, right. Sorry. But they still don't know that Justine Bateman now looks like Justine Bateman, but older.

"Though Knotts was unconscious and unable to speak…"
Son of a bitch. So after all that build up, there are no last friggin words?! Just what friggin Matlock said to him? My jaw remained firmly in place, although there was some teeth grinding.

Huh. It turns out she looks like Melanie Griffith, only without makeup. The world is full of wonders.

This makes me so happy, I'll even click on one of those "Don Knotts' Last Words Will Literally Drop Your Jaw" links, which I'm still not sure how that brings in revenue for you guys, but by God, you've earned it!

"Mr Turtle, how long does it take to read the terms and conditions of an Amazon Kindle?"

Gloop and Gleep made Breakin 2: Electric Boogaloo?

I don't know enough about schlocky movies to know who Golan & Globus are. I'm guessing they're not the blob things from The Herculoids.

So King Kong dies at the end of "King Kong Lives?" Fucking bullshit title.

I like to think that, much like the time he took a job at Kwik E Mart to research a role, James Woods only acts like a crazy old jackass for a movie currently stuck in development hell, but he stays in character because he's a consummate method actor.

If Bonhomie isn't the name of a French rapper, it should be.

I have one of Admiral Akbar dressed as a Ghostbuster and holding up a ghost trap. There are no words, so even though the joke is obvious, you still have to come to it yourself, so I like it.

"trying to normalize a larger-than-life psychopath"
The United States of America

This isn't the article I clicked on (there's a suprising lack of Mac Tonight) but at least it's a single article on a single page, the way God intended.

"And they made a sequel, which was set on a boat."
When will the world learn from the mistakes of Speed 2?

Jesus, the women left for one day, and this happens?

Not me, I use Old Spice. The Terry Crews one.

THIS IS MADNESS! Not the Danny DeVito thing, this never-ending scroll of Newswires. Is this even the DeVito article? I DON'T KNOW!!