He was from a long, great military tradition. Somebody in his family had dodged and profited from every single American war. I guess you could say he had a lot to live up to.

Spike Lee sadly tweets Bill Pullman's obituary.

The headline makes it sound like he's talking about all Game of Thrones fans, but he's only referring to people who are still angry that he mildly spoiled something a year ago. Fake news! Sad!

I liked her better when she was demanding pictures of Spider-Man. Naked pictures of Spider-Man.

They won't acknowledge that at some point in the twentieth century, the parties underwent some kind of Freaky Friday, Like Father Like Son, Vice Versa shenanigans, resulting in the party of Lincoln embracing racists and bigots, and the party of the Klan producing civil rights leaders.

See also: Jesus.
If Fox News had been around over 2000 years ago, they'd have not only called for Jesus' crucifixition, they'd have televised it.

Yeah, I think the non-ironic "Grand Old Party" died when Roosevelt left to form the Progressive Party. And if not, certainly Nixon's Southern Strategy put whatever was left of it out of its misery.

Republicans really need to stop leaning so hard on Lincoln. Yes, he was a Republican, but the current (a term which here means "for the past 60 years or so") GOP proudly drapes itself in the Confederate flag, the flag of the Democrat(!) rebels who actively fought against, and ultimately murdered, Lincoln. Way to honor…

This administration is obsessed with appearing powerful, which means they must look good both in terms of physical appearance and competence. So anytime anyone holds up a mirror to reveal the half-wit carnies they are it's deeply satisfying. He has "the best people," after all. So calling Kellyanne a lying mass of…

Yes! For the past couple weeks, I think. It doesn't get cut off on tablets, though.

"Trump is a small-minded bully who thinks repeating the same joke over, and over, and over again is funny. "
It reminds me of Andy calling Jim "Tuna" on The Office , except racist, and Andy is the President of the United States.

I know this is terribly wrong, but now I'm picturing Anthony Sullivan jamming a hairbrush through zombie Billy Mays' brain to demonstrate the awesome power of Zom B Gone brushes. "It's just that easy! But wait, there's more! Order now, and get a second Zom B Gone absolutely free! Just pay seperate processing."

"Is that really all it takes to kill a zombie? Jam something in their brains? "
Seriously, that's like Zombies 101, Woodhouse.

How can anyone own five houses next to each other? Don't they turn into a hotel after four?

Yeah, gum so gross he almost spits it out. He doesn't though, because he's a crazy person.

Welcome to Trump's America.

Juicy Fruit? You know damn well Spicer's a Cinnamon Orbit Man. Fake News! Sad!

Gee-you-teen? Here in 'Merica, we call it "Freedom Scissors"

It WAS sort of funny, when he was a far-flung candidate. Now that he's the President and every half-formed thought he excretes out of his doughy orange face will be preserved in the National Archives, it's horrific and embarassing.

"She is a great person — always pushing me to do the right thing! Terrible!"