That's just more lies from the very dishonest media! If he was so gay, why was his hand always up her dress?

Please note, this is actual dialogue from Gigli:

My daughter got me The Neighbors for Christmas. Don't worry, we're still on speaking terms.

"Esoteric and viciously apt?"
The A.V. Club?

And now he lives in a bunker, hiding from a cabal of celebrity-killing lizard people who want to consume his precious bodily fluids.

Some people get to play Starman, some people get to play James Brady.

I wasn't going to say anything but speaking of Jeff Bridges, there's some 90s movies where I have to stop and think was it Jeff Bridges or Dennis Quaid. In this case it's because they both come from acting families and have kinda dumpy looking brothers.

That's what the "probably" is for.

"Not sure what gave you this impression"

Alright, they're not literally watching you sitting on your couch like the screen is a one way mirror. They're collecting data based on what shows you watch. I'm actually okay with that. Wouldn't ads catered to your profile be better for all involved? A guy living by himself is probably not the audience for tampons. I…

She hasn't had much work since her old partner Wayland Flowers died.

Just let it go. Appreciating Lego Batman is what separates us from the manimals.

At first I thought "R'as Al Ghul" because I've been mixing up the guys from Schindler's List for 24 years. It doesn't help that Liam Nesson was Good Cop/Bad Cop in the Lego Movie.

They're going to find O'Reilly slumped over in the tub, clutching a poisoned loofa.

Matt LeBlanc's face in the header is the universal reaction to hearing about a multi-camera sitcom about an Odd Couple partnering of an African-American cop and Pakistani cop called "Brothered Up."

That's how Uncle O'Grimacey takes his.
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McDonalds Headquarters, 1980

Lobot looks like he's about to call Marty McFly a slacker.

I spent A LOT of time on the Lost board during the show's run, but rarely if ever posted on the rest of the boards.

I think "Quigley Down Under" is a good euphemism for VD.