My imaginary daughter is a five iron.

It's the WWE of news.

But he does keep a pocket watch clenched between his buttcheeks at all times. Stars, they're just like us!

Everyone needs to watch Gigli once. Surviving the experience makes you stronger. Watching Gigli and Catwoman back to back makes you Hafþór Björnsson.

I love Sophie B Hawkins dances. That's when a girl goes up to a guy and says "Daaaamn,I wish I was your lover."

Ah yes. Kevin Federline Syndrome.

Taylor Swift started a country artist, and who loves country? Hicks! (It's ok, Bo Bice, I can say that. I'm white) But everything I thought I had for Taylor Dayne was actually Sophie B. Hawkins.

Well you shouldn't have called him a "white boy"

Can you imagine, someone taking over your band, after you put all your…hold on, I had something for this.

This next song, have you seen this? Have you heard about this…

Yeah, but 2017 Bo Bice looks like the bad guy that tries to shut down 2005 Bo Bice's frat house. Bice Hoouuuuse!

Yeesh, somehow, Bo Bice is currently the lead singer in the "touring version" of Blood, Sweat and Tears. What goes up, must come down.

The white hair guy was crazy, but goofy crazy, not racist crazy. As far as I know, anyway.

Bo Bice was the long haired "rocker." The gray (or grey) hair Joe Cocker guy was Taylor Hicks.

Somebody's jockeying for a cabinet position.

I 'm sure he gets a lot of "Hey, it's Batman!" or "Hey, it's Beetlejuice!" If I ever meet Michael Keaton, I want to sit next to him and just say "She touched my pepe, Steve."

My biggest gripe was Two-Face wasn't half Billy Dee, half Tommy Lee.

I've heard of five of those people. We're really stretching the limits of "celebrity" here.

Newman! We've got Newman here! See? Nobody cares.

The idea Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds are together again is sweet and comforting and all, but it also means Billie Lourd lost her mom and grandmother in the span of two days. Oh God, and Gary! That poor dog!