So I watched the trailer. The tornado blows her away, and suddenly it's snowing. It's Oz, not friggin' Narnia. I mean, they do both have lions, except no, this one just has a guy in a lion helmet? And the dog! Toto is the Road Warrior/Fallout dog.

I think you think I meant something different?

OH JUST FUCK EVERYTHING. I'M READY FOR TRUMP'S NUKES.

Hey AV Club, collect those things into a coffee table book.Call it like "Oz…tentatious?"I'll get back to you on that.

Well I hope we still get to see David Letterman introducing Ryan Phillippe to WHDH Boston's investigative reporter Hank Phillippi Ryan.

But is it most sincerly dead? Hey that reminds me, remember when every network had a gritty Wizard of Oz themed show, and every article about them used that photo of Peter Dinklage hula-hooping at a gay bar, and then none of the shows ever made it to pilot, and the old lady said it would happen?

First they came for our days, then they get the women. No. Shit, that's not right.

Big Bird is not originally from Sesame Street, he hitchhiked his way to New York, to make it in public broadcasting.

"I can't use these two things together."

Vince McMahon walks lIke he's in a 90s point and click adventure game.

I like Will Smith. But his kids are terrible.

I think the joke is "Florida ruins everything."

That is one weird-shaped head.

Exactly. Mississippi is a long word, but incredibly easy to remember: M-i…s-s-i…s-s-i…p-p-i. Massachusetts only has two double consonants, and people seem to trip up over which "s" gets repeated or only use one "t."

I believe he's eaten the mem'bries. Oh dear!

You'd think so, but remember the intentions belonged to the old mother down the hall, who died, so she almost certainly voided her bowels.

I'd been sitting on that for hours. I saw the trailer on io9, but didn't dare comment on (former, I guess) Gawker sites; that only leads to madness.

All we know for sure is Lightning crashes. We can only assume a new mother cries, and speculate her placenta falls to the floor.

Spike Lee doesn't even know who to angrily Tweet anymore

Just be glad they're not furries.