Did you just conflate Sally Forth and Mary Worth, you goddamn philistine?

They ruined tiny mustaches, too.

Oh, I member!

More surprising than Tommy James & the Shondells managing to inspire two songs off of Weird Al's Even Worse?

I was introduced to Arctic Monkeys a few years ago by my Beatles/Zeppelin/Nirvana/Queen-loving teenage daughter, who went to see Alex Turner's other band, The Last Shadow Puppets, over the summer. I mostly know Bruno Mars from his pretty great Superbowl performance and the ubiquitous (ugh, I hate that word almost as…

But why even have the "Boston Americans," when NFL teams (including New England) have been mentioned by name on the show several times? Homer owned the Denver Broncos for crying out loud!

Hold on, hasn't Wonder Woman's logo always been two W's, meaning it predates Whataburger by about 30 years? And the slightly updated logo has those two weird hockey stick things overlaying the W's. And the top W is bent to look an eagle's beak. If anything, this new logo looks less like Whataburger's, who seemingly…

Huh. You'd thing haphazardly collecting things would be right up the AV Club's alley.

Is it as jaw-dropping as Don Knotts' last words?

At the end of Who Framed Roger Rabbit? , all the Toons gather around the puddle that used to be Judge Doom and wondered who he really was.
"I'll tell you one thing, Doc. He weren't no rabbit."
"Or a duck."
"Or a dog."
None of them wanted to be associated with the guy, even though he had to be something. And so it is with…

What, Sylvester the cat isn't interesting?

Not being one dimetional is not enough to garner any sympathy from me. People say oh, she really loves her kids. So what? That's what human beings are supposed to do. And when one of your kids is Joffrey, maybe loving them isn't even much of a plus. She may not be "cartoonishly evil" but that kid sure as hell was, and…

Which could mean Jamie's redemption arc ends with killing his sister. Walder Frey was laying in the Kingslayer talk quite a bit, and now Cersei's used the same wildfire the Mad King was going to use, until Jamie kabobed him.

Her and Jamie both. They can give him whatever redemption arc they want, I'm not going to forget he pushed a child out of a goddamn window.

Ok, the Faith Militant are all dead, so now everyone will stop feeling bad for Cersei and remember she's a fucking horrible person, right?

Christ, what an asshole.

If I saw Cersei drowning, I'd just go home and write a song about it.

But he was still killed because their children are bastards and therefore not ligitimate heirs to the throne. It's not even the incest, the Targarians were known for keeping it in the family, but they didn't hide it, they were just like "Hey, I have dragons and I want to marry my sister. Deal with it."
But the…

Everyone is mad at Bran for what happened to Hodor, but the reason Hodor had to carry Bran everywhere is because Jamie pushed Bran out a window. And the reason he pushed a child out a window is because he found out Jamie and Cersei's gross secret, which incedentally is also why they were in Winterfell to begin with;…

There's a general mistrust of religion that seems to be clouding what should be obvious, which is ALWAYS root against the Lannisters. If they did an episode that was just Ramsay raping a flayed puppy for an hour, and in the next one pitted him directly against Jamie and Cersei, you still root against the Lannisters.…