"Are you telling me you could have brought someone back to life at any time?"
"No, not at any time. Only when it was funny. Pblblblblbl!"

Yeah, I didn't give much context for the Baltimore mention. I know the exact date of the show I went to because of Game 7, and I know they were in San Francisco the week before because I found this cool poster . I couldn't find a specific date for Baltimore, but I did find Mike Birbiglia saying he opened for Mitch,…

I might be remembering this wrong, but I think he actually gave my brother his ticket for free, so at least he's a nice chump.

Wikipedia says "Livingston, NJ" The show I saw was Oct 16, 2003 at the Orpheum Theater in Boston. Black only mentioned Baltimore to say although he lives in New York, he's an Orioles fan (getting up on stage and saying "how 'bout them Yankees?" during Game 7 would not have gone over well.)

I saw Mitch Hedberg in 2003. He opened for Lewis Black, and Dave Attell went on between them, which…meh. One of my friends bought a ticket, but it ended up being the same night as Game 7 of the ALCS, so he stayed home and my brother got to go instead. Lewis Black said he was a Baltimore fan ("being a fan of the…

*Furiosa blinds the Bullet Farmer*
Max: Nice shot, Sugar Tits!

♫Hold me closer, Tony Danza!
Drive your blue van down the highway
There's a road you take and a road less taken
You're brand new life's around the bend"♫

Uh oh, sounds like you're coming down with Hulkamania.

Any other Americans traumatized by "The Dog Who Stopped the War"? It was on Disney or HBO in the 80s.

Liefeld doesn't have pockets. Just pouches. So. Many. Pouches.

I wanted to rewatch Critters last Halloween, but I guess I forgot what it was called and ended up watching Ghoulies instead. That's the line between B-movies, and Z-movies. If Gremlins is Michael Keaton in Multiplicity, Ghoulies is the copy of a copy that folds up a slice of pizza and sticks it in his wallet.

I remember how amazed I was when I found out Fred, Megatron, and Baby Kermit were all the same guy. He's still only got the one robot voice, though. Just because no one remembers Space Camp, doesn't mean you can just have the dolphin from SeaQuest sound exactly like Jinx.

Ahem, Frank Welker is best known as Fred from Scooby Doo. He's only voiced Scooby Doo since 2002.

Oh those are speed holes. They make you run faster.

I haven't even watched this one yet, but those two episodes are the only time I ever liked River Song. Every subsequent appearance she's just been this unholy combination of Scrappy Doo, Cousin Oliver, and Nikki & Paulo.

"Expert Witness," "Oral History," or "Random Roles" all but guaruntees a great read. "For Your Consideration" all but guaruntees the opposite.

I can only assume Dan Harmon's firing immediately after NBC renewed Community went down exactly like Frank's.

Rdio, someone still loves youuuuu

And telling us what happens is just a "Definitive Breakdown."

I couldn't even tell that was supposed to be him until I went back a second time. I thought it was supposed to be Peggy, and the dead mouse was Rye. Maybe I'm just more of a dog person, but these just look like random cats. If they had Great Job, Internet! in the 6th century B.C., it'd be like "Here's the stars in…