thatguythatiam--disqus
thatguythatiam
thatguythatiam--disqus

I had to look that up, because I haven't watched that movie since 1999, and the little guy in your avatar looks like he's piroetting so I thought maybe this was a gimmick account.

I was about to write "as long as Kylo Ren doesn't shout 'Yippie!'" But then I realized that would actually be pretty great.

Around here, "B"s are known as "Dowd A"s.

The Ridiculous Six features Rob Schneider farting on a microphone originally recorded for Jack and Jill.

Celebrities
celebrities
what do you do with those celebrities?
They're over here
they're over there
Those darn celebrities are everywhere!

Jesse's girl was actually an exclusive Hoth Outfit Leia figure.

All hail Krull and his glorious new regime!

Weiland had been fired by his bands so many times, I wasn't even sure if you're joking or if Velvet Revolver actually is touring with a guy that sounds just like him, like Journey does with Filipino Steve Perry.

You guessed it, Frank Stallone.

Rick and Morty can't be corporate shills, that's what Ants In My Eyes Johnson and Mr. Tophat Jones are for!

I can't stand those contrarian "I don't even own a tv" assholes that you just want to punch right in their stupid goddamn faces. That being said, I don't like bacon. Or cats. Sorry, internet.

Hence the title of the article, "The BAD Dinosaurs"

Any show with a character called Al "Sexual" Harris (and a nationally televised trial to find out what he meant) does not belong on this list. Instead I would suggest Dino Riders, Cadillacs & Dinosaurs, Denver the Last Dinosaur, or Dink the Little Dinosaur.

Eventually I will learn Scully from Brooklyn Nine Nine's name without looking it up (some day, Joel McKinnon Miller!) Until that day, he is White Reginald Veljohnson.

I don't know who that is. Does Rick put his stapler in Jello?

I refuse to believe the man who gave us the subtle nuance of Elan Sleazebaggano, death stick peddler, would make a connection that obvious.

Midichlorians were just dietary supplements Qui-Gon used to endorse.

Come along, you belong, feel the fizz of Cuckoo Cola!
You son of a bitch.