Tiny Toons was the biggest offender as far as fluctuations in quality. The good ones looked just like the opening credits, the crap ones had that recycled dancing animation from "A Pup Named Scooby Doo"

To hell with Matt Groening, I love The Critic, and "A Star is Burns" is one of the most quotable Simpsons episodes OF ALL TIME!!

The Critic had the Orson Welles green pea-ness joke, which was a nod to Welles' amazing outtakes for frozen peas, fish fingers and beef burgers. But Pinky and the Brain's "Yes, Always" wasn't so much a nod as an entire episode devoted to a nearly word-for-word reenactment of those sessions, with "I'll…go down on you"…

The last time I saw this many blue-shirted pitchmen, the were carrying Billy Mays' casket.

That's pretty much what I wrote, but you beat me by a minute. Wasn't expecting that. Unexpected Dave strikes again!

I work at Target, and we've sold what I assume are fully licensed pre-loaded Genesis and Atari consoles, but there's never been a Nintendo one.

Unlike Moonraker or Octopussy.

Ugh. Ghost puns. Boo!

The Boy Georges from Brazil

Three noses?

Don't you mean puffy vagina?

Bring back Commander USA's Groovy Movies!

"Minions Quotes" is just the latest iteration. There's always been—for some godforsaken reason—highly-compressed jpegs of licensed characters floating next to a block of text, watermarked with the name of a page that owns neither the image nor the quote, and shared from yet another unrelated source. They seem to be a…

I actually don't have a problem with the Minions*
HUGE ASTERISK
The actual movie Minions. It's those damnable memes of Minions adjacent to some unrelated quote that flood my Facebook newsfeed that need to be kicked so hard in the balls that it kills them.

Every time the Muppets are mentioned, someone brings up Sesame Street, or vice versa. And even though no one cares, I'm always compelled to say Disney only owns "The Muppets;" Sesame Street characters are owned by Children's Television Workshop. Even though we're so used to seeing Big Bird hitching a ride to New York…

I was going to say animated Huey Lewis is just Jimmy Pesto from Bob's Burgers, but I was looking at pictures online and there's one that says "KICK HUEY LEWIS OUT OF MONTANA!" And now I just wonder what that's all about. It came from a page that's all angry about some fishing law, but the picture is just sort of…

Get On That, Internet!

I will admit I haven't even read the article yet, but I think I can safely say this is the best Hatesong ever.

"ITT: Hipsters with a very tenuous grasp on Maiden's background trying to be snarky and failing miserably."
That's why I go to DeVry.

It doesn't phonetically rhyme. "Work" is pronounced "werk" or maybe "wurk" Only aliens masquerading as humans would awkwardly push their lips into an "o" to make "work" rhyme with "Mork." Waitaminute…